Holy Crap!

There's nothing more left to be said!

Champagne From a Paper Cup

Now, excuse me while I try to kill myself by inserting needles through my eyeballs.
Mother coached children to fake retardation

Like Any Parasite

I'm a sucker for the show HEROES, 15 minutes before it starts on Mondays night, I unplug the phone, sit comfortably under a blanket...Humm yeah, call me pathetic, but I like my TV time. Speaking of pathetic is HOUSE coming back on the air or what? what the hell is up with the show? Hugh Laurie won a Golden Globe award Yay! but show us a freakin new episode already!.. ok, I'll stop ranting. Let's get back to HEROES, here's a 1 Minute Scene from next episode (Episode 18:“Like Any Parasite”)..Masi Oka is hilarious…

Overheard on the Blue Line

Today I overheard two kids talking about nerdy computer stuff, I didn't get everything they were saying. Anyway the funny part was when one said "But don't post it on Wikipedia cos' people can change it" then he saw me looking at him and he made his voice all hushed and conspiratorial. I love it when dudes are talking computers and they look at me like I don't know anything then I join in on the conversation and correct everything they said. Option number 1: they die of boners on the spot or Option number 2: they get extremely defensive and competitive and repeat everything I said but re-word it then I'm like we are arguing the same side of the fence the only difference is you will never get a girlfriend...

Tales from the Crypt

Let CSI: Jerusalem solve this one

Top 50 strange American laws

The full list here
I selected the best ones.. it's so stupid, and yeah, they are real.


in North Carolina, it is illegal for dogs and cats to fight

in Massachusetts it is illegal to put tomatoes in clam chowder

a bartender in Nebraska cannot sell beer unless he is simultaneously brewing a kettle of soup

in Alabama it is illegal to wear a fake mustache that causes laughter during church services

a man in Connorsville, Wisconsin is prohibited by law from firing a gun while his female companion is having an orgasm

it is illegal in North Dakota to lie down and fall asleep while still wearing your shoes

in Baltimore, Maryland it is illegal to take a lion to the movies

if you are having sex in Florida your only legal option is the missionary position (oral sex is illegal as well)

in Wyoming it is illegal for a woman to stand within 5 feet of a bar while drinking

in New York the penalty for jumping off a building is death

‘Idiots’ cannot vote in New Mexico

you cannot eat ice cream on a Sunday in Oregon

it is illegal to get a fish drunk in Ohio

in Virginia it is is illegal to tickle a woman

in Vermont it is illegal to deny the existence of God

in Indiana there is a law stating that Pi is exactly 3

in South Carolina it is legal to beat your wife on the courthouse steps on Sunday

At Home With The Legends

Yesterday I had a date with amazing friends for P's almost 30th b-day. We had a great time although half of the person present were sick and on meds, including me. The place, The House of Jazz was meticulously chosen by the birthday girl, and I have to say, I liked the ambiance, the drinks were expensive and the food was, for lack of better words, bland. I had a dried piece of chicken with blah coleslaw and frozen fries. But we all had a great time. Next on the list.. Karaoke, when I'll have my voice back of course.

Which HEROES’ Hero are you?

Sylar You scored 25 Idealism, 58 Nonconformity, 41 Nerdiness

How can you stop what's coming... when you don't know anything about power? Congratulation, you're Sylar, the artist formerly known as Gabriel Gray! You are a seriously nerdy person with an enormous desire to be different, and to be recognized for it. As long as you don't go eating brains, this doesn't have to be a bad thing at all. You're ambitious, intelligent, tenacious, and unique. Your best quality: Panache Your worst quality: An obsessive desire for recognition and power

My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 99% on Idealism You scored higher than 99% on Nonconformity You scored higher than 99% on Nerdiness

Link: The Heroes Personality Test written by freedomdegrees on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the The Dating Persona Test

WTF? .. well, at least i'm not Simone :|
HT to Dave

Death Or Life We Want You

"Question with boldness even the existence of a God; because, if there be one, he must more approve of the homage of reason, than that of blind-folded fear."
-Thomas Jefferson

Watching for the third time the documentary "Friends of God" by Alexandra Pelosi (who gave us 2002's Journeys With George) is inconceivable, like a friend said, "after a few times I've seen it enough. It's like getting that taste of vomit in the back of your throat" and I can't help but entirely agree with him. Friends of God sets us into the mad delusions and tortured psychologies of the popular fundamentalist Christian movement. Many of these evangelical organizations focus on children. They are openly targetting children and young people, teaching them that creationism is the ‘truth’ and that evolution is evil (I could write an entire book on that subject alone, that's how angry I am). Plus, a whole slew of rock concerts, summer camps, wrestling organizations and other things targetting teens. The kids appeared as automatons, unable or unwilling to question the pronouncements of their leaders. It made my skin crawl. Pelosi also aknowledge the fall from grace of Rev. Ted Haggard, the former president of the 30-million-strong National Association of Evangelicals, resigned in a scandal over his relationship with a male prostitute and buying illegal drugs. I almost fainted when that lying smirking face told Pelosi “You know all the surveys say that evangelicals have the best sex life of any other group,” and then Haggard coaxes a member of his congregation to say how often he has sex with his wife, “Every day. Twice a day.” and how often she climaxes, “Every time”.
Humm yeah.. right! cough* sheisfakingasshole*cough.

The Christian movement portraied in Friends of God is like a train wreck, It’s horrible. You know it’s going to be horrible. But you just can’t turn away, and you can't stop it.. that's the worst part.

If you're not able to see it you can listen to it instead. You lose some of the experience not having the visuals of the video part but if you want the weird experience of feeling like laughing and crying at the same time give a listen, it's about 55 mins long...

The Information - Update

iConcertCal is a new iTunes plug-in that uses your music library to generate a unique list of upcoming concerts for your particular city. The most recent edition supports international searches and allows users to personalize their calendar by creating a speficic playlist. Best of all - it’s free.

UPDATE
Alright, I just installed the IConcertCal Plug-in, and it's amazing, I had to change some settings in my Itunes preferences but other than that it works amazingly well.

Here's the upcoming show that I'll try to attend:

TV on The Radio le 3 mars à l’Olympia.
Clinic le 11 mars à la Sala Rossa
Of Montreal le 12 mars au La Tulipe
The Shins le 16 mars au Metropolis
Menomena le 25 mars au Main Hall
Blonde Redhead le 12 mai au Club Soda

Get on your Dancing Shoes

First off, I hate wearing boots. If it wasn't for the storm coming tomorrow I would still wear my trusty converse snikers. But I found this original pair today, Striking, Daring.. HUmm, yeah I won't go unnoticed ;)

Sunset Soon Forgotten

So far.
And I call it a day.


And on another note I command you to watch THIS
Only fools are enslaved by time and space.

Ballad Of Humankindness

STEP 2 The Background, my least favorite thing. But it's done.

Bullet With Butterfly Wings

STEP 1 Rough tracing

24X36
Doing this painting for a close friend, her dream is to fly.
Click on the Picture to have a better look.

Going home after too many glasses of wine.
Overtime again, but in the state i'm in I don't really care.
Going home to an e m p t y home with deaf walls.
Only the TV set is looking back at me, reflecting my b l o o d s h o t e y e s,
satisfied by the z o m b i f i e d look on my face.

E x i t i n g ...
4 8 15 16 23 42
Wait for me, i'm coming home.

Friend and Foe

Sometimes I'm astounded by humans. Not by their original and innovative ideas, with those i'm more intrigued, impressed. But what I'm astounded by is the genuinely mean nature of some people. I don't know how many times in my life I will have to learn the lesson that most people you meet have their best interest in mind and will throw you under a bus if it helps them get ahead, I'm still amazed by it.

On a lighter note, I want a new haircut..er..I NEED a new haircut. My montly Rendez-vous is this thursday (Feb.8) and I need a change. Any suggestions?

A Comix Bestiary of Cryptids

Fantagraphics Books has just published BEASTS!, a 200-page magnificent bestiary of mythological and cryptozoological critters imagined by more than one hundred edgy artists, cartoonists, and illustrators including the amazing Sam Weber. The BEASTS! menagerie includes Bigfoot and Nessie, proto-cryptids like the Gorgon and Golem, and also dozens of monsters you've probably never met before like the Japanese Gaki, French Melusine, and the human-eating Odontotyrannus of the Ganges River. Absolutely magnificent.
Buy it here

The View From The Afternoon

Via Joy of tech and Chris